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Living life one dream at a time.

Words of the Wise

"What after all is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean."
-Christopher Fry, The Lady's not for Burning

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says, 'I'll try again tomorrow.'"
-Mary Anne Radmacher

"Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more."
-Erica Jong

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you NOT to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the World. There is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that other people won’t feel unsure around you...We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us; It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. As we let our own Light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
-Nelson Mandella, 1994 Inaugural Speech

"Until this moment I had believed forgiveness to be a special virtue, a beneficence God expected of good people. But it wasn't that at all. Forgiveness was an instinct, a desperate impulse to stay connected to the people you needed, no matter what their betrayals."
-Monica Wood, My Only Story

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."
-Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

"The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them—words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried when you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for the want of a teller but for the want of an understanding ear."
-Stephen King

"Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
-Neil Gaiman, Sandman: The Kindly Ones

"Being always overavid, I demand from those I love a love equal to mine which, being balanced people, they cannot supply."
-Sylvia Ashton-Warner

"What I need is someone who will make me do what I can."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson


"You know, when you crawl that far down into the abyss, you really shouldn't bring stuff back up with you. Some things are meant to live in the dark. Your blog is like one of those fish with no eyes. Only slightly more disturbing."
Sunday, November 25, 2007

Time warps suck.

4:44 PM | Posted by Christine | Edit Post
Reposted from 3/4/07

I love weekend naps. It may even be fair to say that I have a mild addiction to them. I honestly believe that there is nothing better than curling up on the couch in the afternoon with my favorite blankie (that my mommy made for me) and drifting off for a couple of hours. *sigh* Good times, good times.

Except today. Today was just bizarre. By the time it was all over, I was confused, cranky, and out of sorts. It was a buzz kill of the extreme sort, really.

See, I made the mistake of turning on the tv. I so rarely watch television that I'm not exactly sure what possessed me to nap with it on...but alas, I did.

One of those goofy upper channels was playing, "Independence Day". All in all, not a bad movie. It was almost over when I flopped down on the couch, so the last thing I remember was Jeff Goldblum saying to Will Smith, "Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady!" I knew the world was safe once again, and fell asleep with a little smile on my face.

I vaguely remember waking up to a strange commercial about Chef Boy-ar-dee, and rolling over.

Then, strangely enough, I heard Will Smith say to Jeff Goldblum, "What fat lady? I don't hear any fat lady!"

Huh? Must have been a strange deja-vu type dream. Odd, but what can you do? Smush up the pillow and fall back asleep. That's what you do.

But then, much to my dismay, I awoke suddenly to see Bill Pullman walking down the hallway in the White House. What?! How can this be?

Ack! Time is suddenly going backwards! Or they are playing the movie backwards, like some bizarre rip-off of a Seinfeld episode! Or...could it be that I'm just losing my mind? Did I knock my head when I fell down the stairs earlier? (yes, I fell down the stairs again. It happens all the time, sadly enough. Can't blame the glasses today, though, so I'm calling it slippery socks)

I was freaking out. I didn't get it. I was half asleep, disoriented, and found myself wondering if they made an Independence Day II somewhere that I didn't know about. maybe they rebuilt the White House and Bill Pullman got re-elected.

Cut to commercial.

"We'll return to our 'Independence Day' marathon after these messages!" said a cheery voice.

Oh. Turns out I'd been asleep for about two and a half hours. I caught the end of the first showing, the end of the second showing, and then the beginning of the third. It suddenly made sense, and yet also made me very angry. How rude to mess with my mind like that. Now I remember why I never watch tv.

Stupid Bill Pullman. I hope he gets eaten by aliens the next time they play it.

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