Sunday, September 7, 2008
Miles to go...
For the next two weeks, my house is going to have one extra inhabitant - A and I are kittysitting for Mark's (formerly my) cat, Miles.
At 13, he's a bit of a crotchety old bugger, but I have to admit that it's nice to have him around the house. He seems to be settling in nicely, and has even found himself a favorite spot on the back of the couch (right behind my head, where he purrs like a old diesel for hours on end).
I have made a list of resolutions for this two week period, and I thought I should probably write them down so I don't forget any of them.
kthnx.
At 13, he's a bit of a crotchety old bugger, but I have to admit that it's nice to have him around the house. He seems to be settling in nicely, and has even found himself a favorite spot on the back of the couch (right behind my head, where he purrs like a old diesel for hours on end).
I have made a list of resolutions for this two week period, and I thought I should probably write them down so I don't forget any of them.
- I will take some sort of allergy medicine every day. I will avoid the sneezing even before it even starts.
- My bedroom door will remain closed, creating a dander-free zone. I will not forget to close it, ever.
- I will make sure A brushes him at least every other day.
- I will not take him to the groomer and have him shaved (lest he eat my face off in my sleep.)
- I will not take him to the groomer and have him shaved (lest he eat my face off in my sleep.)
- If he throws up on my carpeting, I will not kill him.
- I will not use barfed-on carpeting as an excuse to call 1-800-588-2300.
- I will spoil him with Fancy Feast and Iams, so that he's impossible to live with when I send him home. I'll be like the cool grandma. But younger.
- I will not take him to the groomer and have him shaved (lest he eat my face off in my sleep.)
- I will not decide to develop a full-blown claritin addiction and go out to buy myself a new cat.
- I will not let A talk me into buying a new cat.
- I will pet him and pat him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George (after which, he may eat my face off in my sleep).
- I won't even take him to the groomer and have him bathed. I am kind of attached to my face.
- I will give him plenty of love and attention while he is here. Every time I do so, though, I will wash my hands and remember not to touch my face (the aforementioned one to which I am attached).
- I will not let A talk me into buying a new cat.
- I will not fall asleep anywhere except behind the closed bedroom door, just to be safe.
- We won't even say the word groomer in his presence. Just to be safer.
kthnx.
1 comments:
I don't see the problem about getting a cat as long as it is one of these:
http://www.truthislove.org/skincats/db_cats-pic1.jpg
I came accross this one and couldn't help but think of you:
http://www.petcomments.com/makethumbjpg.php?filename=funny10073_l.jpg